103-Second
Update
Throughout the show, we'll be bringing you
the latest breaking developments in stupid
human behavior. For example, the guy who
beat his dog to death because he thought
it was gay. The woman who got breast implants
in her ass. Or the gang member who mistook
sign language for gang signs and opened
fire. Every hour and sometime, okay, well
most of the time, it's just a BIT longer
than 103 seconds.
IDIOT
TRIVIA
Be ready to play the World's Most Difficult
Trivia Challenge, "Idiot Trivia".
If you're able to answer the three brain-numbingly
difficult questions, you could win the ever
popular Free Crap. Try this test to see
if you're ready to play:
Question
1: What Is Your Name? (Did you get it?
Remember, there is a time limit. If you
answered correctly, go on to the next
question. If not, take a break, and try
it again later.)
Question
2: Where Are You Calling From? (See? The
questions are getting progressively more
difficult. If you've made it this far,
try to stay relaxed for the next super-difficult,
ultra-mega-bonus round question.)
Question
3: In what city did most of the events
on the popular television show, "Beverly
Hills 90210" take place? (If you
said, "Beverly Hills" ... Whoo-hoo!
You're a winner! If you said something
like, "uh, Greenwood?" ... don't
feel bad ... we've got another game you
might enjoy.)
THE
ANSWER IS ALWAYS "C"
Yes, it's America's Second Most Difficult
Trivia Challenge. (You're not going to make
me explain this all again are you?)
DON
STUCK'S HILLBILLY HITS
Every friday, Stuck destroys an otherwise
perfectly good X103 song on his banjo. Your
job is to identify which song he's mutilating
on his backwood's instrument. Fabulous prizes
abound for those who can meet the challenge.
NEWS
FREE NEWS
Do you want to know if the Fed is going
to raise interest rates? Want to know what's
going on in Washington? Do you require up-to-the-minute
reports on Wall Street? Then boy are you
gonna be disappointed, 'cause every hour
we bring you the latest news on what kind
of trouble Eminem got into, if Kid Rock
is in jail or not ... and you can count
on us to be the first to let you know when
Angelina Jolie is single again.
TRAFFIC/WEATHER
Of course we bring you all the usual stuff
you need as you drag your ass into your
evil, twisted little job every morning.
Don Stuck makes up fantasy accidents when
there are none, and... our seven listeners
have spoken and they've told us that they
want weather, so we're extending
our commitment to be your number one source
of weather information ... and to show you
how serious we are about accurate weather
information, we've made a huge investment
in the state-of-the art Big Dumb Weather
Center, which is equipped with both
a window and a thermometer.
MUSIC
Yes, the most important "feature"
of the Big Dumb Show; music. Ever
try to hear any on the radio in the morning?
The Big Dumb Show. Your Mornings. Your Music.
